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[paprikaholic]

[The first thing one checking this video feed will see on their screen is a closeup of a pair of green eyes. After a moment the camera zooms back out to show a woman. A woman who looks rather angry. She begins with a string of angry Hungarian, but after regaining enough of her composure to realize she's not likely to be understood when speaking her native language, she switches to English.]

Anyone care to explain what the Hell is going on?! I was in the middle of something important and the next thing I know I'm waking up in a hospital with doctors I've never seen before doing Lord knows what to me, and now I'm in what looks like the set for some awful B movie about the end of the world. Would anyone care to explain, or do I need to beat the answer out of someone?!

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[seyitloud.livejournal.com]

So would I, but how on earth are we going to make them come forward?

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[pureheartedperv.livejournal.com]

We'll just have to find where these scientists or whatever hide, drag them out, and beat the answers out of them.

[Like that "we", Seychelles?]

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[seyitloud.livejournal.com]

I don't know about that.

For one thing, this place is totally unfamiliar so there's a good chance we might get lost, and for another thing, this place is so vast that I've got no idea where we could even start looking.

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[pureheartedperv.livejournal.com]

What's the alternative? Stay here and put up with it? Admit defeat before the battle's even begun?!

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[seyitloud.livejournal.com]

[ the answer to all of those questions is, of course, yes, but Seychelles has no desire to further incite Hungary's wrath. ]

N-no, but they do have the upper hand, so hurling ourselves headfirst into the unknown is kind of a setup for failure.

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[pureheartedperv.livejournal.com]

And giving up isn't?

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[seyitloud.livejournal.com]

I-It seems to be a lose-lose situation no matter how you look at it.

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[pureheartedperv.livejournal.com]

How so? Some jerks in hiding can't be that hard to smoke out.

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[seyitloud.livejournal.com]

I don't know about that.

Even people who have been here for ages have never found their hideout. Or, at least, that's what Luffy told me.

[pureheartedperv.livejournal.com]

They must not be trying hard enough. I'll find them and take them down, so help me God.

[seyitloud.livejournal.com]

Luffy said something like that as well. Still, even if you do manage to snuff those guys out, you should be careful. Who knows what other tricks they might have up their sleeves?

[pureheartedperv.livejournal.com]

....Good point. I don't plan on killing them, though. That'd be counterproductive, we'd just be trapped here forever. I'm finding them, beating them senseless, and detaining them until they're ready to negotiate.

[seyitloud.livejournal.com]

I doubt it would be possible to build a spaceship either.

We would need an awful lot of people for that, though, wouldn't we?